Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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