we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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