i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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