I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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