Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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