And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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