I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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