love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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