I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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