is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I would ride that face into the sunset
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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