I can tuck mytits in my pants
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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