So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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