stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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