Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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