Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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