Did you just see the Batmobile???
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
My dad is sitting where you rode me
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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