YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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