ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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