have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
