exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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