dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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