You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Randomize
