Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Randomize
