We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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