Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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