yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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