check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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