I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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