Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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