It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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