I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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