They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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