Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize