He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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