Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
