I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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