Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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