I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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