i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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