Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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