i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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