There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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