I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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