Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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