i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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