....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
My vagina is very pro this idea
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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