I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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