in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Randomize
