The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
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