Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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