I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
i now understand why vodka
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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