Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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