Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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