So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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