Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Is Oprah even human
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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